Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Saturday night and you're still hangin' around

Tired of livin' in your one-horse town

 You'd like to find a little hole in the ground

 For a while u-hm-hm

So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans

And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens

It's like some pornographic magazine

 And you smile u-hm-hm

Chorus 1

Captain Jack will get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Captain Jack will get you by tonight

Just a little push and you'll be smilin'

Your sister's gone out, she's on a date

You just sit at home and masturbate

The phone is gonna ring soon but you just can't wait

 For that call u-hm-hm

So you stand on the corner in you New English clothes

And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes

 Oh but still your finger's gonna pick your nose

 After all u-hm-hm

Chorus 2

So you decide to take a holiday

You got your tape deck and your brand new chevrolet

Ah there ain't no place to go anyway

 And what for u-hm-hm

So you've got everything, ah but nothing's cool

They just found your Father in the swimming pool

And you guess you wont be going back to school

 Any more

Chorus 3

Captain Jack can get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

 Oh, Captain Jack will get you by tonight

Just a little push and you'll be smilin' la la la

So you play your albums and you smoke your pot

And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot

Oh but still you're aching for the things you haven't got

 What went wrong u-hm-hm

And if you can't understand why your world is so dead

Why you've gotta keep in style and feed your head

Well you're twenty one and still your Mother makes your bed

 And that's too long Whoa-whoa-whoa-yeah-yeah

Chorus 4

Well Captain Jack can get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Well now Captain Jack will get you by tonight

Just a little push and you'll be smilin'

Chorus 5

Oh Captain Jack will get you high tonight

And take you to your special isle

Well now Captain Jack will make you high tonight

Just a little push and you'll be smilin'

Chorus 6

Yeah Captain Jack will get you high tonight

And take you to your special island

Captain Jack will make you high tonight