Standard (EADGBE)

 It says here that the unions will never learn

 And it says here that the economy is on the upturn

 And it says here we should be proud that we are free

 And our free press reflects our democracy

 Those braying voices on the right of the house

Echo down the street of shame

 Where politics mix with bingo and tits

 In a money and numbers game

 Where they offer you a feature on stockings and suspenders

 Next to a call for stiffer penalties for sex offenders

 It says here that this year's prince is born

 And it says here "d'you ever wish that you were better informed?"

 And it says here that we can only stop the rot

 With a large dose of law and order and a touch of the short sharp shock

 Is this does not reflect your view you must understand

 That those who own these papers also own this land

 And they'd rather you believe in Coronation Street capers

 In the war for circulation, it sells newspapers

 Would it be an infringement of the freedom of the press to print

Pictures of women in states of undress?

 When you wake up to the fact that your paper is Tory

 Just remember there are two sides to every story