Standard (EADGBE)

 I waked up in a dry bed mommy come see

 I waked in a dry bed daddy I did

 I woke up in a dry bed w/ dry feet & a dry head

 I am a big boy now

chorus

 Hey look at my dry bed

Come feel my dry bed

 My beds all dry dry I'm a big boy

 Look look at my dry bed

 Dry dry my dry bed

 my beds all dry dry & I'm a big boy

Verse 2

 Rain didn't rain & wet my bed mommy come see

 River didn't run & wet my bed daddy come look

 Dry bed ho ho ho I'm gonna go to the movie show

 'Cus I'm a big boy now

Chorus

Verse 3

Pussy cat didn't wet my bed last night

sister come feel

Puppy dog didn't make my beddy bed wet

brother take a peek

Dry bed yippie iye iye take me down to the pony ride

'Cus I'm a big boy now

Chorus