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 Well I’ll put myself through sexual strife

 If it'll save a poor kids life

 I will not look at titties for a year

 Well if it stops and Iraqi becoming dead

 I won’t spill my seed on a motel bed

 I will not look at titties for a year

 Well the internets been my downfall

 I call it Beelzebub’s shopping

 I’ve been the happiest shopper........er

 I've got enough filth under my bed

 To maintain an erection until I’m dead

 I will not look at titties for a year

 Well the folks in Africa have been waiting

 For us to stop our manipulating

 Spend our porn dollars on international aid

 Well if it pays for a pizza to Pakistan

 I’ll quit jerking of for Ramadan

 I will not look at titties

 Well maybe for a couple of months

 I will not look at titties for a year