Standard (EADGBE)

Intro verse

This is a song about the seedy underbelly of the carnival

The part that only the kids know about

This is a song about sixteen-year-old girls giving carnies head

For free rides and hits of pot

I wanna go, I wanna go, I wanna go

I wanna go to the carnival

But I know that it costs sixteen dollars now

I wanna go to the carnival

But I know that it costs sixteen dollars now

Round, round, round...

Round, round, round...

I'll win that Motley Crue mirror

If it fucking kills me

Gonna lose twenty dollars while I'm there

See the girls with the feathered hair

They're wearing plastic, not real leather

Boots that go way up to there

Round, round, round...

Round, round, round...

It's by the Lacey mall

That's where you'll find me, y'all