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Hey, Ol' Gopher in your rooms of white

Did you really screw every chick in sight

When you were young?

 Just having your fun.

You ain't dropped acid since you don't remember when,

But you blow a joint every now and then

Just to keep in touch,

 But not that much.

Cos you thought that it would last,

So you watched it moving past

 On a liquid wheel,

on a liquid wheel.

Hey, Space Captaln won't you tell me more

About the Roundhouse and the bands you saw

But never got signed.

Your velvet trousers, well, they're somewhere upstairs,

You had lots of hipsters, but you never dug flares,

Or so you say,

Who cares anyway?

And the eyedrops taste so sweet,

But you somehow lost your feet

On a liquid wheel, on a liquid wheel.

Hey, Cool Daddy was it out of sight

In a field of mud on the Isle Of Wight,

Underneath a flag,

In a paper bag?

Well, yes it was, but for all you know

I might be lying, cos you didn't go

And you know I did,

You were just a little kid.

And there's nothing more to say,

We just let it roll away

On a liquid wheel, on a liquid wheel

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