Return Of The Postmoderns Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

(riff)

Ten cent lovers

(riff)

beneath the covers

(riff)

Riding on a wet dream

 Silver tB5onic free D/A G

Verse 2

same as V1):

High stool sweet tarts

Equipped with green cards

Chomp their 401k's

Semi-chocolate brie

Break

F♯5 E5

"Chorus" (Riff 2):

A5Digging in Los CrucF♯5es

 for an aE5rmy drab containD/Aer

Carbon dating clothes

for the last time they were washed

Verse 3

same as V1):

Shelby and Sheila

Onomatopoeia

Catch hang nail on Banion

Shiver Martin Sheen

Verse 4

same):

Preschool mothers

in Technicolor <-- another cool distorted lyric (tm) :)

Are fire bombing Dresden

Stanton, Harry Dean

"Chorus" (riff 2):

Feeding line caught tuna

to a neutered Bodhisattva

Writhing peached for the President

Out on the White House lawn

Beating Herbert Hoover

With a leather tipped Pinada

Thorn and Katy drink the milk

tinted Amerasian Green

Verse riff and end with chorus riff twice:

RETURN, RETURN, RETURN, etc... :)