Standard (EADGBE)

I saw Benny Hill perform this song on a video I rented one time which had a

bunch of various skits and songs. He was doing various characters, such as

Roger Twitaker, and he sang this song while doing the character Anthony

Newley.

This song is 3/4 beat. I play it by picking the bass note followed either

by strums of the three high strings. The bass notes vary throughout the

song. Play either the bass note or a strum which is indicated by a '/'.

Poor old Prunella was built like a fella,

 She went 'round to see Doctor Kerr,

 He said, ^?Now then, my case,^? but when she stripped to the waist,

/

 He couldn't help calling her ^?sir^?.

 ^?Don't worry your head, I'm a surgeon,^? he said,

 ^?I'll graft you two on just like that,^?

 But he went and got plastered, the silly old fool,

/

 And he grafted them onto her back.

 Now poor old Prunella, she can't get a fella,

 To walk or to talk or romance with,

 'Cause no one wants to chat with a girl who looks like that,

 But by golly, she's great fun to dance with.