Standard (EADGBE)

This song can be found on the CD "Benny Hill... The Best Of" which includes

14 of his comedy classics plus his theme song, Yakity Sax.

Benny sang this song in a voice slightly like Bob Dylan's.

 The couple looked down at their newborn child in their shack that was

  falling to bits,

The mother said, "Let's call it Johnny," the father said, "Let's call it

  quits."

And when Johnny was four, his pa was too poor to buy toys from the

  Christmas shop shelves,

 So he just fired his gun and he told his young son Father Christmas

  had shot himself.

 Now one day his ma took him to a fair and he went on a round-about,

 He giggled with glee, "I wanna go wee!" Everyone heard the boy shout.

She took him by the hand, from the fairground they ran, she took him be-

  hind

  big tree,

 She said, "There, shut your row, you can go wee now," he took a

  deep breath and went, "Wheeee!"

  Then he said, "Please can I go 'round again, ma? Please can I go

'round

  gain?

Oh, I love the sound of the merry-go-round, please let me go 'round

  gain?

  I'll do all of my homework, I'll even kiss old Auntie Gwen,

  And I won't shout out loud, ma, I'll make you proud, please let

  me go 'round again."

 At twelve he danced with his gym mistress, she said, "Johnny, you're

  wicked and you're bad,

I wish I was your ma for just half an hour," John said, "I'll have a word

  with my dad."

Then someone dropped a lit cigarette down the back of her dress but

  she didn't shout,

 She just walked off the floor and she said, "What a bore, I shall

  just have to sit this one out."

  And Johnny said, "Please can we go 'round again, Miss Rhodes, please

  can we go 'round again?

I've not been this close to a woman before and heck knows when I will

  gain.

  Oh, I tell you true, I could dance with you 'til the cows come home

  and then,

  I could dance with the cows, so please, Miss Rhodes, please let

  me go 'round again."

 At 18, Irene with the hourglass figure got him in a heck of a fix,

Her pa came 'round and Johnny was found with his hands on a quarter to

  six.

They were married the next day in the church by the bay, 10 a.m., the

  15th of June,

 She looked lovely in white as she said, "Johnny, tonight " He said,

  "To heck with tonight, this afternoon!"

  "Then can we go 'round again? In the meantime can we go 'round

  gain?

  I tell ya I haven't felt like this since I can't remember when.

  And seein' you lay there beside me, oh it damn near blows my

  mind,

  Oh please can we go 'round again and again, and then 'round

  again one more time?"

 Johnny's mother-in-law came to live next door, she had a tongue that

  stung like a bee,

She said, "I'll dance on your grave," Johnny said, "That's brave, 'cause

  I'm gonna be buried at sea."

 At 50 he took to coming home late, he wasn't a creature of habit.

 If he came home early his wife thought he was up to something, if he

  came home late she thought that he'd had it.

 He was just 91 on the day he passed on, it was the way that he hoped it

  would be,

 He was shot by a beauty queen's husband in a fit of jealousy.

As he lay on the floor a priest was sent forward, and with his last breath

  Johnny confessed,

 "I spent all of my money on woman and drink and like a fool I

  squandered the rest."

  "Lord, can I go 'round again? Please can I go 'round again?

  Oh, I can't believe that I'll never see your sky or your trees again.

Oh, the girls and the wine and the living were fine, I shouldn't com-

  plain but then,

  You give damned short rides on this fairground of yours, Lord, oh

  please let me go 'round again."

This is one in a series of Benny Hill songs I've learned by ear. Most of

these songs have only three chords which makes it easy figure them out. I

might have missed some chords or put the wrong ones down, but the basic

structure is there at any rate. I welcome any comments, corrections or

suggestions for improvement.