Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

I met a man who makes a lot of sense

A man who wears his hat will keep you in suspense

 Away from me, it’s kinda dumb

Verse 2

I met a cat who knows just where he’s at

He keeps his nose away from food that’s turned to grey

 I swallowed it, it’s kinda dumb

Chorus

If I could be so lalalalala I can oh live can be

 Then I would be forever careless for ever free

Verse 3

I met a guy who gives you no reply

a guy who turns his head and makes you wanna fly

 Away from me, it’s kinda dumb

Verse 4

I met a girl of course who never uses force

She keeps her spirits up and pisses in a cup

 I swallowed it, it’s kinda dumb

Chorus

If I could be so lalalalala I can oh live can be

 Then I would be forever careless for ever free

If I could be so lalalalala I can oh live can be

 Then I would be forever careless for ever free