Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse

I got a bad flavor

I got dirty clothes

I got a strange neighbor, who

Doesn't have curtains on her windows

I got a pet hedgehog

Drinkin' Jager all day

You got my Crate combo and a

Baby on the way but it's OK

Chorus

It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line, and when I

Can't take the fall, I really wanna make that call

Post-Chorus (w/ intro):

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah ah

Verse

That's my new best friend

Ann Disaster's her name

We're passin' out on the carpet and our

Attributes are the same

It's the slacker lifestyle

That we do so well

Bills are due on Monday and I'm

I'm oblivious, can't you tell?

Chorus

It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line, and when I

Can't take the fall, I really wanna make that call

Bridge

My brain is super-fried

It involves pain to look inside

Chorus

It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line, and when I

Can't take the fall, I really wanna make that call

Post-Chorus 2:

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah ah

Interlude

Chorus

It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line, and when I

Can't take the fall, I really wanna make that call

Bridge

My brain is super-fried

It involves pain to look inside

Chorus

It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line, and when I

Can't take the fall, I really wanna make that call