Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse
I got a bad flavor
I got dirty clothes
I got a strange neighbor, who
Doesn't have curtains on her windows
I got a pet hedgehog
Drinkin' Jager all day
You got my Crate combo and a
Baby on the way but it's OK
Chorus
It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line, and when I
Can't take the fall, I really wanna make that call
Post-Chorus (w/ intro):
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah ah
Verse
That's my new best friend
Ann Disaster's her name
We're passin' out on the carpet and our
Attributes are the same
It's the slacker lifestyle
That we do so well
Bills are due on Monday and I'm
I'm oblivious, can't you tell?
Chorus
It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line, and when I
Can't take the fall, I really wanna make that call
Bridge
My brain is super-fried
It involves pain to look inside
Chorus
It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line, and when I
Can't take the fall, I really wanna make that call
Post-Chorus 2:
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah ah
Interlude
Chorus
It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line, and when I
Can't take the fall, I really wanna make that call
Bridge
My brain is super-fried
It involves pain to look inside
Chorus
It's gonna take a lot of time before I can cross that finish line, and when I
Can't take the fall, I really wanna make that call