Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

I know a girl who thinks of ghosts

She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast

But she don't use butter, she don't use cheese

She don't use jelly or any of these

Chorus 1

 She uses Va - ss - e - line

Va - ss - e – line

Link

 [ – – – - – – – – Fm9add6]

Verse 2

I know a guy who goes to shows

When he's at home and he blows his nose

He don't use tissues or his sleeve

He don't use napkins or any of these

Chorus 2

 He uses ma - ga - zines

Ma - ga - zines,

Link

 [ – – – - – – – – Fm9add6]

Verse 3

I know a girl who reminds me of Cher

She's always changing the color of her hair

She don't use nothing you buy at the store

She likes her hair to be real orange

Chorus 3

 She uses ta - n – ger-ines

Ta - n – ger – ines

Ta - n – ger - ines

Ta - n – ger – ines

Outro