Standard (EADGBE)

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::Verse #1::

I ordered something, it took a while

 [dm]

This morning something was on my doorstep

What’s this I’m holding? Time capsule owner

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Cause I’m a brand new man, and I don’t think I want it,

I don’t think I want it,

::Verse #2::

A row of flies hangin' behind me

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With guarded up mics and questions, and photo-flashes blind me,

And I’m so high, I can’t recall my statements,

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I only know I made them, because my face vibrated

::Pre-Chorus::

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Is it all in my mind? I could’ve sworn I saw it

[gm]

I thought I was high, just fine is what I call it

::Chorus::

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Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd

  [dm]

Draw dicks on a wall

[gm] [dm] [gm]

Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd

  [dm]

Draw dicks on a wall

::Verse #3::

I was drawn from when it was just feet on gravel

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Two have come apart, I must have once been raveled

Now in pretty phrases, it don’t mean nothing

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And I wanna sell ‘em, I see the line again

::Pre-Chorus::

[dm]

So smooth you can hear the beard,

So smooth you can hear the beard, (hear the beard)

Three times is poetry,

[gm]

So smooth you can hear the beard

::Chorus::

[gm] [dm] [gm]

Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd

  [dm]

Draw dicks on a wall

[gm] [dm] [gm]

Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd

  [dm]

Draw dicks on a wall

  [gm]

If you can’t draw a crowd

  [dm]

Draw dicks on a wall

::Interlude::

[dm]

And if you can’t draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw

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I’m just saying

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I-I-I-I’m just saying

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Why’d you say it, that I’m just saying

[gm]

But many wait, to what I’m saying

::Pre-Chorus::

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Oh it’s come back again, I can’t ignore it

[gm]

I’m a brand new man, but I’m still ṗayin’ for it

::Chorus::

[gm] [dm] [gm]

Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd

  [dm]

Draw dicks on a wall

[gm] [dm] [gm]

Oh-oh if you’re feeling small, and you can’t draw a crowd

  [dm]

Draw dicks on a wall

  [gm]

If you can’t draw a crowd

  [dm]

Draw dicks on a wall

  [gm]

If you can’t draw a crowd

  [dm]

Draw dicks on a wall

::Interlude::

[gm] [dm]

[gm] [dm]

[gm] [dm]

And if you can’t draw a crowd, settle for what you can draw

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::Collision::

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I only wanted to be Stevie Wonder

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But I got to settle for this vannila thunder

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(If you can’t draw a crowd) Oh this vanilla thunder

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(If you can’t draw a crowd) Oh this vanilla thunder

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(If you can’t draw a crowd) Taste my vanilla thunder

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(If you feeling small)

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