Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
(G---F/ ---C)
Verse
Have you seen that dog? I got to get him back
I had him tied to a tree, but he keeps getting out
BbMajor7
He's probly runnin' loose with the bitches
And when I catch him, I'll give him some stitches
Oh I, love him so much- ah that stupid bitch is mine
Chorus
Errant dog!
Errant dog!
Uhn!
Interlude
Verse 2
They're talking down at the spa
Now the word is out
God damn I look like a jewel
When he goes runnin' around
Gonna take him on court tv
Show the world what he's done to me
I'll drag his ass back home back where his ass belongs
Chorus
Errant dog! Errant dog!
Bridge
He's my everything, he means the world to me
He's my hopes and dreams, fungible property
BbMajor7
Sometimes I wonder why I put up with his shit-
If I could I would become a lesbian
I know I said dead or alive, but really dead is fine
Chorus
errant dog! Errant dog!
Uhn!
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