Capo 5th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

Effington could be a wonderful f'ing place

I can see it from the highway

And I'm wondering

 Are they f'ing in their yards

f'ing in their cars

f'ing in the trailers and the backroads and the parking lots of Effington

Making my way to Normal, Illinois.

Verse 2

Maybe I should ditch this little white rental on the interstate

And start a new f'ing life...in effington

I could change my name, grow a beard, start a family

Or I could just keep on moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on

Not stop 'til I get to Normal.

Chorus 1

I want to live in Effington

I want to die there too.

Please bury me in Effington

In Effington

In Effington

Oh

Verse 2

I've got this movie in my mind of Effington

 And the soundtrack to it sounds like this

Chorus 2

I want to live in Effington

I want to die there too.

Please bury me in Effington

In Effington

In Effington

Oh

Bridge

If there's a god,

 he's laughing at us

And our football team.

Verse 3

And then the people who live in Normal

Can buy the movies that I'll make in Effinghton

That's what normal people do

Normal people do it too

Normal people do it too

Normal people do it

People do it

People do it

People do it

Outro chorus

I want to live in Effington

I want to die there too.

Please bury me in Effington

In Effington

In Effington

In Effington

In Effington

NO CHORD:

If there's a god,

he's laughing at us

And our football team.

Intro

Verse 1

Effington could be a wonderful f'ing place

I can see it from the highway

And I'm wondering

 Are they f'ing in their yards

f'ing in their cars

f'ing in the trailers and the backroads and the parking lots of Effington

Making my way to Normal, Illinois.

Verse 2

Maybe I should ditch this little white rental on the interstate

And start a new f'ing life...in effington

I could change my name, grow a beard, start a family

Or I could just keep on moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on

Not stop 'til I get to Normal.

Chorus 1

I want to live in Effington

I want to die there too.

Please bury me in Effington

In Effington

In Effington

Oh

Verse 2

I've got this movie in my mind of Effington

 And the soundtrack to it sounds like this

Chorus 2

I want to live in Effington

I want to die there too.

Please bury me in Effington

In Effington

In Effington

Oh

Bridge

If there's a god,

 he's laughing at us

And our football team.

Verse 3

And then the people who live in Normal

Can buy the movies that I'll make in Effinghton

That's what normal people do

Normal people do it too

Normal people do it too

Normal people do it

People do it

People do it

People do it

Outro chorus

I want to live in Effington

I want to die there too.

Please bury me in Effington

In Effington

In Effington

In Effington

In Effington