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Intro

Uh-Oh!

Verse 1

Hey Dr. Yang

 Chain-smoking Chinese centenarian

 Deck my back with pins

 Connect the wires and plug me in

Uh-Oh!

Verse 2

Hey, Love Master Z

 Sexy online psychic overseas

 When my bank card clears

 Tell me things I want to hear

Yeah, Yeah

Bridge

 Well I might be dyin'

 Or maybe I got too much time

 I can't stop my mind

 It's runnin' right

 With these false teeth

 And these plastic knees

 Go squeak, squeak, squeak

 From the porch to the street

Hey Hey Hey Hey

Hey Hey Hey Hey

Verse 3

Hey Dr. Jack

 Bend me like a pretzel till I crack

 All my joints and bones

 Beat me up and send me home

 Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Outro

I've got too much time

Baby may I might be dyin'

Got to help me fallin' doctor

Got to help me fallin'

Hey Dr. Yang

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