Standard (EADGBE)

Say what you want and leave your shyness home,

Do what you want and write a little poem.

Leave it for her and live another day,

And you should *leave* it for her the girl around the way.

Write down a list of things you want to do,

Leave it in work because you want to live a little,

Pick up the girl in someone's borrowed mini,

Take her to dinner, use her boyfriend's money.

Hey lady, put the phone down,

 Cancel all operations,

 Tell your friends to cool it

 Your cover's blown I want to see you alone

 Cancel all operations

 Tell your friends to cool it,

 Your cover's blown

Planning a break is such a tricky thing

Because you move to the country, she comes back again

And then you move to the city but she goes abroad

Is she telling you something, is she getting bored?

I'll make a rough plan to sleep around,

I'm in a rut I need a change,

I'm a lazy rat if I am honest

My bold change of tack will fade out with the summer I've got no appetite and all the

girls are bummers

My baby doesn't look at me

 The way I want her to look

 She doesn't comprend

My baby's got it going on

 She's got a friend hid in every street in this town

 I want to go out but there's nobody home I'll go on my own

Thus starts the lonely walking

There's always too much talking I should have stayed home

She starts her cool caressing

The kid, she starts undressing

I should've stayed home

The dj's picking up speed

That's something I just don't need

I should've stayed home

The gossip's bearing down on me,

The kids are pairing off in front of me.

 I should've stayed home

I should've stayed home

 I think I'll go home

Listen lady, put your phone down

 Cancel all operations

Tell your friends to cool it.

 Your cover's blown I need to see you alone

 Cancel all operations

 Tell your friends to cool it

Listen lady, leave your phone down

 Cancel all operations

 Tell your friends to cool it

 Your cover's blown I need to see you alone

 Cancel all operations

 Tell your friends to cool it

(Continues with G, B, Em, and C until the last verse)

Hey lady, meet my mum and dad

You're a strange aberration

In this land of potted plants and boxlike houses

Where the girls like mouses

Breathe a long sigh of resignation

You resign your self to keep on growing

Like the seeds you're sowing

You're a strange apparition In this land of grammar schools and gala days

The ladies set in their ways

You had a long conversation With a kid next door

He's a little slow

But in your favour, it shows

Cancel all operations

Tell your friends to move out to the sticks.

Listen lady, leave the boy home

 Cancel all operations

 Tell your friends there's more to you than this.