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I was surprised
I was happy for a day
In 1975
I was puzzled by a dream
Stayed with me all day
In 1995
My brother had confessed
He was gay it took the heat off
Me for a while
He stood up with a sailor friend
Made it known upon my sisters
Wedding day
Got married in a rush
To save a kid from being deported
Now she's in love
Oooh, I was so touched
I was moved to kick the crutches
From my crippled friend
She was not impressed
Cause I cured her on the Sabbath
I went to confess
When she saw the funny side
We introduced my child bride
To whisky and gin
To whisky and gin
The priest in the booth
Had a photographic memory
For all he had heard
He took all of my sins
And he wrote a pocket novel
Called "The State That Im In"
And so I gave myself to God
There was a pregnant pause
Before he said OK
Now I spend my days
Turning tables round in Marks & Spencer
They don't seem to mind
I gave myself to sin
I gave myself to Providence
And I've been there and back again
The state that I am in
I gave myself to sin
I gave myself to Providence
And I've been there and back again
The state that I am in
Oh love of mine
Would you condescend to help me
Cause Im stupid and blind
Oh and desperation is the Devil's
Work, it is the folly
Of a boys empty mind
Oh and now I'm feelin dangerous
Riding on city buses
For a hobby is sad
Why dont you leave me to a living end
I promise that I'd entertain
My crippled friend
My crippled friend
I gave myself to sin
I gave myself to Providence
And I've been there and back again
The state that I am in
I gave myself to sin
I gave myself to Providence
And I've been there and back again
The state that I am in
I gave myself to sin
I gave myself to Providence
And I've been there and back again
The state that I am in
I gave myself to sin
I gave myself to Providence
And I've been there and back again
The state that I am in
I gave myself to sin
And Ive been there and back again
Oh yeah