Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

 Intro

  (g----A)

 My baby came to me lately

 Honey, please don't take this bad,

 but maybe, when you lay me...

 could we try to spice it up?'

  (g----A)

 I looked her across the table

 First to see if she was joking,

No Joke, There was no flicker

 Just a girl who wanted more

 Than meat and potatoes

 She may stop at...at whips and chains

She needs carousal

 For arousal

  (b---f)

A bit of pain

  (g----A)

 So we started by using handcuffs

 We tried a can of cold whipped cream

 I was allergic to so much dairy

 She had to finish it all by herself

  (g----A)

 Then I slapped her She wasn't expecting

 So she hit me back

 She friggin' cracked me. I got a nose bleed

 She was angry. She wanted more

 Than meat and potatoes

 She may stop at...at pumps and drains

She needs carousal

 For arousal

  (b---f)

A bit of pain

  (g----A)

 Invite the neighbours, or total strangers

 Give yourself a leg up, honey

 Wear 'The Queen' mask. Put on the French basque

 It's full of handy holes, and if we're going to use them all

 We're gonna need more than

 Than meat and potatoes

 She may stop at...at dolls and freaks

She needs carousal

 For arousal

  (b---f)

A bit of pain

 I know you respect me

 You won't reject me

 And the arrow of our love is straight and true