If Youre Feeling Sinister Chords

Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

A7M E7M

A7MAnthony walked to his death because he thought he'd never feel this E7Mway again

A7MIf he goes back to the house then things would go from bad to worse what E7Mcould he do?

A7MHe wants to remember things exactly as he left them on that E7Mfunny day

A7MAnd if there is something else beyond, he isn't scared because

 It's F♯mbound to be less boring than today G♯m

ABound to be less boring than toA7Mmorrow

Hilary went to her death because she couldn't think of anything to say

Everybody thought that she was boring so they never listened anyway

Nobody was really saying anything of interest she fell asleep

She was into S&M and bible studies

Not everyone's cup of tea she would admit to me

AA cup of tea she would admit to no one

F♯mA cup of tea she would admit to me G♯m

AA cup of tea she would admit to no one A7M

Hilary went to the Catholic Church because she wanted information

The vicar or whatever took her to one side and gave her confirmation

Saint Theresa's calling her the church up on the hill is looking lovely

But it didn't interest the only things she wants to know is

How and why and when and where to go

How and why and when and where to follow

How and why and when and where to go

AHow and why and when and where to follow

 But if C♯myou are feeling sinister

 Go Boff and see a minister

 He'll Atry in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbelEiever A E A

EWhen she got back her spirituality was thrown into conAfusion

ESo she got a special deal on renting from the man at RedifAfusion

ELook at me I'm on TV It makes up for the shortcomings of being Apoor

ENow I'm in a million pieces picked up for deliberation

F♯mBy the people listening at home G♯m

ABy the people watching on the telly

By the people listening at home

By the people watching on the telly

But if you are feeling sinister

Go off and see a minister

He'll try in vain to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbeliever

 La la la Ala la la la... E

 La la la Ala la la la

But if you are feelin sinister

Go off and see a minister

 The Achances are you'll probably feel better

If you stay and play with yourself

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