Dear Catastrophe Waitress Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse one

A♯Dear CatAastrophe DmWaitress

A♯Dear CatCastrophe DWaitress

 I'm Csorry if you Fseem to have the

Dweight Cof the Fworld Emover Amyou

A♯ I cherish G♯your smile

Cm There's a word of D♯peace G♯on your Cmlips

GmSay it, G♯and with tenderA♯ness

 I'll Fcherish Gyou A♯

 I'll Fcherish Gyou

Verse two

A♯Dear CatAastrophe DmGirlfriend

A♯Dear CatCastrophe DGirlfriend

 I'm Csorry if he Fhit you with a

Dfull Ccan of FCoke; Emit's no Amjoke

A♯ Your face is G♯bleeding

Cm You'll soon be D♯lea-G♯ving this Cmtown

Gmto the G♯clowns who worship

A♯No one Fbut Gthemselves

A♯No one Fbut themBmselves

Bridge

 I hate Cfeeling this way

BmOh I hate Cfeeling this way

FI know that A♯7you hate it too

FOh Now that your Gm7coffee's going Ecold

FOh All of the Gm7customers look so Eold

FOh Honey, if Gm7I could be so Abold

Verse three

A♯Dear CatAastrophe DmWaitress

A♯Dear CatCastrophe DWaitress

 I'm Csorry if the Fkids hold you in

Dcold CdisreFgard

 I Emknow it's Am ha-Aard

A♯ Stick to what G♯you know

Cm You'll blow them D♯all G♯to the Cmwall

Gmwhen they G♯realize what

A♯you've been Fworking Gfor

 What A♯you've been Fworking Gfor

 What A♯you've been Fworking Gfor

Chords:

A♯:113331 Em:022000

A:002220 Am:002210

Dm:000231 G♯:466544

C:030210 Cm:335543

D:000232 D♯:668886

F:133211 Gm:355333

Gm7:353333 G:355433

A♯7:113131 Bm:224432