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If you find yourself caught in love,

Say a prayer to the man above

Thank him for everything, you know

 You should thank him for every breath you blow

If you find yourself caught in love,

Say a prayer to the man above

Thank him for every day you pass

 You should thank him for saving your sorry ass

If you're single, but looking out,

 You must raise your prayer to a shout

 Another partner must be found

 Someone to take your life beyond

 Another TV "I Love 1999"

 Just one more box of cheapo wine.

If you find yourself caught in love

Say a prayer to the man above

If you don't listen to the voices then my friend

 You'll soon run out of choices

 What a pity it would be

 'Cos you talk of freedom don't you see

 The only freedom that you'll ever really know

 Is written in books from long ago

 Give up your will to him that loves you

 Things will change, I'm not saying overnight

 But you've gotta start somewhere

 Start by kidding on you care.

If you find yourself out of love

Shed a tear for the one you love

Tell your boss that you've gone away

Down your tools for a holiday

But if you're going off to war then I wish you well

 But don't be sore

 If I cheer the other team

 'Cos killing people's not my scene

 I prefer to give the inhabitants a say

 Before you blow their town away

 I like to watch them play

 I like to marvel at the random beauty of a simple village girl

 Why should she be the one who's killed?