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Intro

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Stephenie Meyer's the queen of all vampires

How does she make this stuff up?

She's got to be some form of genius

 With Twilight, she's hit the jackpot

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She's our hero

How many times in our lives can we drool over vampires?

She's our hero

 'Cause Edward's so hot he can set the house on fire

 ...Yeah, he's one sexy vampire D A E

Sexy vampire

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Verse 2

Stephenie Meyer is not a liar

We know that werewolves are good

We've got a message to all the Jacob-haters:

 The Volturi want your blood

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She's our hero

How many times in our lives can we drool over vampires?

She's our hero

 'Cause Edward's so hot he can set the house on fire

 ...Yeah, he's one sexy vampire D A E

Sexy vampire

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Bridge

You better stay back

 'Cause Stephenie has got our backs

 And we want you to know

Chorus

She's our hero

How many times in our lives can we drool over vampires?

She's our hero

 'Cause Edward's so hot he can set the house on fire

 ...Yeah, he's one sexy vampire D A E

Sexy vampire