Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 and progression throughout song): (x2)

Fast food feels fuzzy

 cause it's made from stuff that's skuzzy

I always thought I was such a nerd

 I refused to touch that strange bean curd

I wouldn't eat it

WOW but it ate you!

Aye ee ooh, killer tofu ee-aye-ee

Ooh ee ooh, killer tofu!

 I eat my sugar cereal

 but it makes my teeth bacterial

ee-aye-ee-oh

ee-aye-ee

 If you're feelin' kinda cruddy ee-aye-ee

Aye ee ooh, killer tofu ee-aye-ee

Ooh ee ooh, killer tofu!

By The Lotus Revolution.

In memory of 90's Nickelodeon.