Standard (EADGBE)

 Big Pain

 Burnin' Down

 Giving Me

  A Cow which you

 Seem to be sayin as you're

 patiently waiting like an

 ashtray

 for the butt

Chorus

 Well I'm puttin it down

  Well you're not picking it up

  Well I'm puttin it down but you

 treat me like a clown and I don't

 wanna be funny

Fat chance

glued to the wall like a centerfold

of an old cannonball

will you put me inside

your TV tonite cause you're treatin' me

like a rerun

(chorus)

So what

I just lost my job at the hut.

My ass got cut.

but I'll be better at kissin'

When my teeth are all missin'

And the silverware's burnt

and I'm eatin' with my fingers

(chorus)

THE END!!!

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