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 Come gather round me people, here's a story you never heard

Bout me and my friends and some things that occured

 Thought we'd get some money, we thought that me might go

Spent the weekend pleasant, down in mexico

I was workin at Mcdonalds, doing the late night run

when a car pulled up the drive thru and pointed out a gun

said gimme all your money, and three big macs to go

I stuffed them all in a sack and i ducked down below

Well the boss was angry when he found out that i didn't call the police

I guess i was kinda nervous there was a warrant out on me

concerning some jaywalkin tickets i couldn't afford to pay

needless to say i got the axe that same day

Well me being outta work just then, i couldn't afford to go home

mom said if i lost this job i've have to go out on my own

so i went over to dave's house and i got really stoned

called up some girls but none of them were home

Steve came over and he brought some alcohol

we all got really depressed, just staring at the wall

we thought we'd get some money, we thought that we might go

spent the weekend pleasant, down in mexico

Steve's dad had a huntin rifle, and we went and picked it up

we stopped at a 7-11 to try out our luck

we pulled out that huntin rifle, but the counter guy just laughed

as he pulled out an uzi, we turned and hauled ass.

We ran so fast, till we came to the Mcdonalds where i used to work

we walked up to the drive thru and gave my boss a jerk

said give us all you money and 3 big macs to go

and suck on this you weasel, we're going to mexico

When we got there we got really wasted, dave got a case of the runs

we all got hungover and we were getting low on funds

steve and dave called there parents and took the bus back home.

me I got a job at Mcdonalds.....down in Mexico

I suck at tabs so if this is wrong tell me.

anything will do, but his earlier/rarer stuff would be great.....and we need

lyrics too!!!