Standard (EADGBE)

Old Man Johnson got his head in his hand

Makin' his way across state in a fiddlin' band

 With his hair all down in his eyes

 And the microphone all covered with flies.

When he gets done playin' goes back to his room

Climbs into bed in his cowboy boots

 And he picks up a magazine turns on the TV

Lights a cigar as he's fallin' asleep.

 Well he's only a person...who doesn't know shit.

 Yeah nothing happenin'...that's about it.

Yeah......

Well, little Rosanna came from Texarkana

Had fourteen dollars wrapped in a bandana.

Came into town not lookin' for much

 Well she found a hound dog and she named him "Dutch."

She got a job at the arcade takin' quarters

But she was never too good at takin' orders

 So one night she stopped givin' out change

 She kicked the boss in the chin and unplugged the games.

 She's only a person...who doesn't know shit.

Nothin' happenin'...That's about it.

Ooh, ooh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sam got canned at the cannery

He punched out the clock that night.

 His knuckle was bleeding as he walked home,

 He was cold and he had a headache.

Well his wife was cookin' canned beans,

He took out all the money out of his jeans

 And he set it on fire in the kitchen sink

 As his wife handed him a drink.

 He was only a person...who didn't know shit.

 Nothin' happenin'...that's about it.

 Uh, yeah, oh. Wooh, ooh, ooh, ooh...

Smiley was lookin' for handouts

sleepin' in a abandoned lighthouse.

Down at the mini-mall shakin' his hat

Washin' windows with his bare hand.

He found a sports car with the keys

In the ignition it just seemed so easy.

 He took a joyride drove into a hedge

Came out with the steering wheel wrapped around his head.

 Well he's only a person...who doesn't know shit.

Nothin' happenin'...that's about it.

Ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah.

Well Jane was born in a small town

Everybody just standing around.

 They had bingo games and a raffle,

everybody chewin' tobacco.

Well she grew up kinda restless

All her boyfriends wanted to be dentists(dead-ass?).

 And she got a job at the truck stop

 And she got all fast and never did what she wanted

 And she's only a person...who doesn't know shit.

 Nothing happenin'...that's about it.

Yeah, yeah, yo...

Oh yeah...oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh.