Standard (EADGBE)

I ain't got no inclination

Give away my sweet sensation

Sleepin in an old toolshed

Scumbag cryin on his pillow

Chorus

When you wanna be with me

 then we will see who's fuckin with my head

(hey hey hey hey)

Fuckin' with my head

(Hey hey hey hey)

Found myself in New Orleans

With a scarecrow in my jeans

Beat my forehead through the ceiling

Drank my coffee with a hubcap

(Chorus)

(no no no no)

Bridge

Devil's got your pantyhose on his head

Oh yeah, and he's robbin' me but all I got's cornbread

Well, you turn my body into a crutch

And now I'm limpin' all over when I feel your touch

Oh yeah