The Table Chords

Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

 This Ctable has four sGturdy Amlegs

 A heCart of Gvery near wild Amoak

 When Fothers would have Gscreamed out Cloud my Amfriend

FThis one Gnever even sCpoke C

Chorus

 I've been Fsat upon Goohh, I've been Cspat upon Amoohh

 I've been Ftreated like a bed

 Been Gcarried like a stretcher,

 when Amsomeone thinks they're dead

 I've been Fdined upon Goohh, I've been Cwined upon Amoohh

 I've been Ftaken for a fool

GTaken for a desk,

 when they sChould have been at school

Verse 2

This table's been pushed against the door

When tempers, well tempers, flare at night

Banged upon with knuckles clenched my friend

When someone thinks that they are right

Chorus

I've been sat upon, I've been spat upon

I've been treated like a bed

Been carried like a stretcher,

when someone thinks they're dead

I've been dined upon, I've been wined upon

I've been taken for a fool

Taken for a desk,

when they should have been at school

Bridge

CTables only Fturn when tables Clearn

CPut me on a Fbonfire, watch me Gburn

CTreat me with some Fdignity, don't Ctreat me like a Amslave

 Or I'll Cturn into the Fcoffin Gin your Cgrave

Chorus

I've been sat upon, I've been spat upon

I've been treated like a bed

Been carried like a stretcher,

when someone thinks they're dead

I've been dined upon, I've been wined upon

I've been taken for a fool

Taken for a desk,

when they should have been at school

Bridge

Tables only turn when tables learn

Put me on a bonfire, watch me burn

Treat me with some dignity, don't treat me like a slave

Or I'll turn into the coffin in your grave