Standard (EADGBE)

 The perfect love song, it has no words, it only has death threats

 And you can tell, a classic ballad, by how threatening it gets

 So if you walk into your house, and she's cutting up your mother

 She's only trying to tell you that, she loves you like no other,

 No other, she loves you like no other

 The only emotions that I know are love and hate

 And she's chopping and she's changing, and it's making you afraid

 I said, "Close your eyes, and imagine that I'm nice"

 She'll kiss you or she'll kill you, but you'll, just have to wait

 Because some things, that I do, make you go blue

 And something, that you said made me go red

 The perfect love has no emotions, it only harbours doubts

 And if she fears, your intentions, she will cut you out

 So do not raise your voice and do not shake your fist

 Just pass her the carving knife

 If that's what she insists, insists, if that's what she insists

A hate tattoo on my brain and a love one on my heart

 I'd like to hate you like I love you and just, tear your dreams apart

 I said, "Close your eyes, and imagine that I'm nice"

 Cupid's arrow, looking more like, Cupid's poison dart

 Because some things that I do, make you go blue

 And something, that you said, made me go red

 Some things that I do, make you go blue

 And something, that you said, made me go red

 The perfect kiss is dry as sand, and doesn't take your breath

 The perfect kiss, is with the boy, that you've just stabbed to death

 Is with the boy, that you've just stabbed to death

 Is with the boy, that you've just stabbed to death.