Standard (EADGBE)
The perfect love song, it has no words, it only has death threats
And you can tell, a classic ballad, by how threatening it gets
So if you walk into your house, and she's cutting up your mother
She's only trying to tell you that, she loves you like no other,
No other, she loves you like no other
The only emotions that I know are love and hate
And she's chopping and she's changing, and it's making you afraid
I said, "Close your eyes, and imagine that I'm nice"
She'll kiss you or she'll kill you, but you'll, just have to wait
Because some things, that I do, make you go blue
And something, that you said made me go red
The perfect love has no emotions, it only harbours doubts
And if she fears, your intentions, she will cut you out
So do not raise your voice and do not shake your fist
Just pass her the carving knife
If that's what she insists, insists, if that's what she insists
A hate tattoo on my brain and a love one on my heart
I'd like to hate you like I love you and just, tear your dreams apart
I said, "Close your eyes, and imagine that I'm nice"
Cupid's arrow, looking more like, Cupid's poison dart
Because some things that I do, make you go blue
And something, that you said, made me go red
Some things that I do, make you go blue
And something, that you said, made me go red
The perfect kiss is dry as sand, and doesn't take your breath
The perfect kiss, is with the boy, that you've just stabbed to death
Is with the boy, that you've just stabbed to death
Is with the boy, that you've just stabbed to death.