Property Quiz Chords

Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

AmAll the secrets we havEme shared

 HaveAm moved to a couple better pEmaired

AmSo if he impales himself on Emjavelin or spike Am

 I will try my best to Embe the perfect lookalikeAm

And if he wants to be smart

And enter a property quiz

Every weed in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his

AmEvery weed in the garden's Emmine but the lawnmower's hiAms Em G

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 And if his Ammanhood needs the help of scafDfold or even a Gwinch

 I wiAmll gladly supplement that Dextra little Ginch

 And if it Cever reaches tGie-break at the property Dquiz

AmIf they've got my fingerprinDts on, Gthey're my tits and Dfanny not Emhis

AmIf they've got my fingerprints Don, they're my not Ghis

Now you've found someone new

May I watch him do what I used to do

So if he dies an ugly death or even if he faints

I'll be there at the window with my face pressed up against

Maybe I shouted too loud

Maybe you were blissfully deaf

But I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref

I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref

And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch

I will gladly supplement that extra little inch

And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz

If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his

If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not his

I hope he likes to fly

And is a good host to every guest

'Cause there's less chance of dying in a

crash than being bored to death

Yes there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death

And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch

I will gladly supplement that extra little inch

And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz

If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his

If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not his

Now you've found someone new

By DannyInE