Standard (EADGBE)

I was handed down the looks of a man with a broken nose

 That's the way our family was I suppose

 But at least you gave me deeply profound

 As we lay and chattered late upon the cricket ground

You didn'd have to love me

 Where others got rid

 You didn't have to treat me like a very good friend

But I'm glad you did

I'm glad that you did

 One thing I never said to you

 And one thing I never can

 Amongst the false applause and the deafening cheers

 I'm you No. 1 fan

 I'm you No. 1 fan

 I'm the richly blessed daughter of a mother with tatooed arms

 That's the way my family life, life was charmed

 But at least it gave me a mental grace

 And a thought at the pit of my mind and a smile on my face

You didn't have to listen

 To a word that I'd said

 You didn't have to tell me all those silly old jokes

For every tear that I shed

 Every tear that I shed

 'Cos one thing I never said to you

 And one thing I never can

 Amongst the false applause and the deafening cheers

 I'm you No. 1 fan

 I'm you No. 1 fan

 I was handed down a bike with a crooked old wheel

 But I rode it on a million lanes the way that you made me feel

 But at least we thought about it so long and so hard

 As we sat upon our mother in the graveyard

And you don't have to listen

 To a word in this song

 You picture hangs the same and in the same old place

Even though that you've gone

 Even though that you've gone

 'Cos one thing I never said to you

 And one thing I never can

 Amongst the false applause and the deafening cheers

 I'm you No. 1 fan

 I'm you No. 1 fan

Yes I am

I'm your No. 1 fan