I Cant Put My Finger On It Chords

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AAs Martin said Eto Xanthe

 As they plE7ayed with wooden tAoys,

 "You may have Wendy's playEhouse,

 But wE7here the hell's your bAoys?"

 As PAaul said to Fifi

 As they eEyed each other up,

 "You E7may have better plimsolls,

 But you caAn't pee standing up."

 An I'dD like to tAake the time to bDite

 Their neck and mEake it bleed

DOr maybe I could cAut holes in their

 DaDddy Harris TwE7eed.

 And AI can't put my finger Eon it.

E7Maybe it's something in the fAood,

 And I can't put my finger Eon it

E7All I know is Christ would have sAued.

 As Sharon said to JaEmie

 As they E7sat down for a cAhat,

 "If you think I'm cooking diEnner,

 Well, preE7pare to eat dead rAat."

 As DeAbbie said to Alex

 As they hEeld hands in the park

 "How cE7ome you wear Rupert Check

 When yAou think you're so hard."

 ID should have done his LAand Rover

DTo let them kEnow I've been,

DInstead I wrAote "F' off"

 On the dDirt across his scE7reen.

 And AI can't put my finger Eon it.

E7Maybe it's something in the fAood,

 And I can't put my finger Eon it

E7All I know is Christ would have sAued.