Standard (EADGBE)

Close your legs, open your mind

 Leave those compliments well behind

 Dig a little deeper into yourself

 And you may find

 Come on over here just sit right down

 Needn't comb your hair, needn't pout or frown

 I hear you've turned our young men

 Into dribbling clowns

 36 D - So what D so what

Is that all that you've got?

 36 D - So what D so what

Is that all that you've got?

 Make their day and go ahead

 Remove your clothes lie on their bed

 Just a last gasp chance or an outside bet

 To the easily led

 And before you do just what you do

 Here's one thought for you to chew

 The men who run the business that you sell

 They screw you too

 36 D - So what D so what

Is that all that you've got?

 36 D - So what D so what

Is that all that you've got?

You're just another 365 night stand

 But you're so handy, you're so handy

You cheapen and you nasty every woman in this land

 But you're so handy, you're so handy

 Your picture's hanging pretty on the squaddies' walls

 You're Steven's, Andy's, you're Ian's, you're Paul's

 You're body's thought of fondly in the rugby mauls

 But you want more

 You name is always mentioned in the jokes he cracks

 Your Coach and Horses and your Wool-Packs

 Your poses turn the passive into maniacs

 But you want more

 36 D - So what D so what

Is that all that you've got?

 36 D - So what D so what

Is that all that you've got?

 36 D - So what D so what

Is that all that you've got?

 36 D - So what D so what

Is that all that you've got?

He was trying to save his job

He was, he was trying to save his job

Original is played in F#-Major