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 Standing in the dock at Southampton

Trying to get to Holland Or France

 The Man In the Mac said

You gotta go back

you know they didnt even give us a chance

 you know it aint easy

 you know how hard it can be

 the way things are going ...

 theyre gonna crucify me.

Finally made the plane into paris

honeymooning down by the seine

peter brown called to say

you can make it ok

you can get married in gibraltar near spain ..

you know it aint easy.... etc

Drove from paris to the amsterdam hilton

talking in our beds for a week

the newspapers said

whatre you doing in bed

i said we're only trying to get us some peace ...

you know it aint easy...etc

 saving all your money for a rainy day

giving all your clothes to charity

 last nite the wife said

oh boy when youre dead

 You dont take nothing with you but your soul

 Think!

[final two verses corrected]

Made a lightning trip to Vienna

Eating chocolate cake in a bag

The newspapers said, "She's gone to his head

They look just like two gurus in drag" ...CHORUS

Caught the early plane back to London

Fifty acorns tied in a sack

The men from the press say "We wish you success

It's good to have the both of you back"...CHORUS