Standard (EADGBE)
Well, you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good looking but she looks like a man
Well, you should see her in drag, dressed in her polythene bag
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes the _News of the World_
Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
She came in through the bathroom window
protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
by the banks of her own lagoon
Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
(go to 2/4 for the )
Tuesday's on the phone to me
She said she'd always been a dancer
Worked in fifteen clubs a day
And though I thought I knew the answer
Well, I knew but I could not say
So I quit the police department
and got myself a steady job
And though she tried her best to help me
she could steal but she could not rob