Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

play twice):

 Not guilty

 For getting in your way

 While you're trying to steal the day

 Not guilty

 And I'm not here for the rest

 I'm not trying to steal your vest.

I am not trying to be smart

 I only want what I can get

 I'm really sorry for your ageing head

 But like you heard me said

 Not guilty.

 No use handing me a writ

 While I'm trying to do my bit.

I don't expect to take your heart

 I only want what I can get

 I'm really sorry that you're underfed

 But like you heard me said

 Not guilty.

Instrumental

(Play Verse 2 Chords)

 Not guilty

 For looking like a freak

 Making friends with every Sikh

 Not guilty

 For leading you astray

 On the road to Mandalay.

I won't upset the apple cart

 I only want what I can get

I'm really sorry that you've been misled

 But like you heard me said

 Not guilty.

ENDING (repeat until fade):