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Mean Mr Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy his new clothes
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man, mean old man
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the Queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man, dirty old man
Mean Mr Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper
Sleeps in hole in the road
Saving up to buy his new clothes D7 Db7 C7 B7
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose
Such mean old [ ] man, mean old [ ] man
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the Queen B7 C7 Db7 D7
Only place that he's ever been D7 Db7 C7 B7
Always shouts out something obscene
Such dirty old [ ] man, dirty old [ ]man