If Your Dad Doesnt Have A Beard Youve Got Two Mums Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 Inro: A C D F G

 ReAmember When you were fourteen

 Your Cdad taught you to shave

 That Dwasnt a very fatherly way

AFor him to behave F G

 You Ahad to watch your first beard

CFloating down the drain

D A beard abandoned

A A son betFrayed G

F Your Gdad taught you how A

F And Glook at you now E7

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 Cause if your Adad doesnt Ehave a Dbeard

 Youve Egot two Amums

 (Two Ebeardless Dmums) E

 Cause if your Adad doesnt Ehave a Dbeard

 Youve Egot two Amums

 (Two Ebeardless Dmums) E F G

Remember how he watched

your face ladened with cream

The mirror fogging over

As the bathroom filled with steam

He put the razor in your hand

And said: "Now lets begin

Shave with joreflicks jokes(?) my son

And head for the chin

F Your Gdad taught you how A

F And Glook at you now E7

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 Repeat F G A, end on E7

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