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Intro

 If tony blair had a myspace page, d'ya think he would be my friend?

 And if i meet a fit girl on here d'ya think i'd ever sleep with them?

 Its a huge online phenomenon and everyones onboard

 we're all signing up to the database that rupert murdoch bought

 Well you look a lot fitter on your myspace picture than you do in real life

 Download your song write a bulletin, put my whole life up online

 Well if everyones got a myspace page and everyone writes a blog

 well if everyones got a profile song and everyone looks hot

 well maybe in the coming years when it gets to bad outside

 we'll all be locked up in our rooms and let it rule our lives

 Well you look a lot fitter on your myspace picture than you do in real life

 Download your song write a bulletin, put my whole life up online

 So now i come here crawling back, with my tail between my legs

 Myspace.com forward slash sex drugs politics

 so pay a visit, take a song, add me as a friend

 and i know that everybodies gonna have one in the end

 and I look a lot fitter on my myspace picture than I do in real life

 Download my song write a bulletin, get my whole life up online