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Well I fancy Laura Marling,

 But She's only sixteen,

 She hasn't even finished her GCSE's,

 But her voice is just so sexy,

 She plays a mean guitar,

 I love the songs she sings so much,

 I know them off by heart.

 Oh Laura, Oh Laura,

What am I going to do,

 If only I was 10 years younger,

 And I wasn't going bald.

 Well I fancy Laura Marling,

 But she's already got her man,

 He's probably in her science class,

 Holding her hand,

 She's written him 10 love songs,

 I've only written one,

 But if you heard it Laura,

 Would you sing along?

Oh Laura, Oh Laura,

What am I going to do,

 If only I was 10 years younger,

 And I wasn't going bald.

 Well I fancy Laura Marling yeah,

 But so does everyone,

 Just wait until her album's out,

 And she's at number one.

 I'll still be at Nambuka,

 Singing to an empty room,

 When she wraps up a sold out tour,

 Headlining Sheperd's Bush.

Oh Laura, Oh Laura,

What am I going to do,

 If only I was 10 years younger,

 And I wasn't going bald.