Standard (EADGBE)

I'm not the best man in this world, but I know that I'll do

 oh, oh, why you wanna give me a black eye

I'm not the best man in this world, but I know that I'll do

coffee at 7 and then I'm at work by 9

I always thought the carefree style would be the way I lived my life

 been trippin on 1992 when all you did was smile

I guess that that's what was on my mind the day I asked you to be my wife

 continues on in the same way*

now I say oh, oh, why you wanna give me a black eye

I'm not the best man in this world, but I'm the best one for you

I put away one day this week it was just for you and me

there was nothing much to fight about as far as I could see

do you remember when I was 8 and you were 5

I spent a lifetime with you girl and now you sock me in my eye

so I say oh, oh, why you wanna give me a black eye

I'm not the best man in this world, but I'm the best one for you

black eye, the soul brains, human rights

don't put on the cure

don't put on the smiths

don't put on the skinny puppy

don't put on the cure

don't put on the smiths

don't put on the echo belly

don't put on the cure

don't put on the smiths

don't put on the duran duran

don't put on the cure

don't put on the smiths

don't put on the minute men

don't put on the cure

don't put on the smiths

don't put on the o.m.d.

don't put on the cure

don't put on the smiths it'll be a catastrophe

don't put on the cure

don't put on the smiths

don't put on anybody

don't put on the cure

don't put on the smiths

don't put on Ozomatli

if you asked me I would cross the greatest ocean

with wieghts tied to my toes

I would do that

I would walk over burning coals I would even

jump the grand canyon on a motor bike

I would do that

there's so many things that I would do if you asked me to

but there is this one thing

you shouldn't ask me

don't never never ask me to turn down the Ziggens

I would not do that

so don't ask me