Capo 5th fret

Standard (EADGBE)

 I woke up this morning and everything was different

Something was strange in the air

 I woke up this morning and everything was different

 I knew that the Ninjas had been there.

 I looked all around my bedroom, underneath the dresser

 Behind the bed, but nothing could be found

 There was nothing left behind them, nowhere that I could find them

No fingerprints or crumbs on the ground.

 The Ninjas are deadly and silent

 They're also unspeakably violent

 They speak Japanese, they do whatever they please

 And sometimes they vacation in Ireland.

 The Ninjas are deadly and silent

 They're also unspeakably violent

 They speak Japanese, they do whatever they please

 And if you tear off their masks they'll be smiling.