Standard (EADGBE)

Woke up, I was on top of the world

 There was a beautiful girl in the bed beside me

Rolled over, got a kiss on the ear

 She said "Listen up, dear there's a change inside me"

Can't say how frightened I am, how unenlightened I am

 As I run for cover

Can't say how happy I am to be wrong

 She's on time (she's on time)

 She's on time (she's on time)

 She's on time, Halleluiah

She's on time

 And it's the safest time of the month, they say, for love

We move in a mysterious way

 Cause when some holiday, I'd say we work harder

Not happy with a hug and a kiss

 Although most stop at this we go much, much farther

We can't stop fooling around

 On the bed, on the ground, on the bathroom counter

We can't stop when all our systems are go

 She's on time (she's on time)

 She's on time (she's on time)

 She's on time, Halleluiah

She's on time

 And it's the safest time of the month, they say, for love

 She's on time (she's on time)

 She's on time (she's on time)

 She's on time, Halleluiah

She's on time

 And it's the greatest time of the month for making love

Between you and me, how happy we'll be

Repeating the cycle permanently

But where will we be when baby makes three?

I know that in a couple of years

 I might lay down my fears and get psyched about it

Give in without an ounce of regret

 Tryin' not to forget what I liked about it

One day I might look like a fool

 With a yard and a pool and a station wagon

Till then I get down on my knees every day and pray

 She's on time (she's on time)

 She's on time (she's on time)

 She's on time, Halleluiah

She's on time

 And it's the safest time of the month, they say, for love

 She's on time (she's on time)

 She's on time (she's on time)

 She's on time, Halleluiah

She's on time

 And it's the greatest time of the month for making love

 She's on time, she's on time

 She's on time, she's on time, she's on time

 (Where's the Drummer?)

 She's on time (she's on time)

 She's on time (she's on time)

 She's on time, Halleluiah

She's on time

 And it's the safest time of the month, they say, for love

 She's on time, she's on time

 She's on time, she's on time