Standard (EADGBE)
Woke up, I was on top of the world
There was a beautiful girl in the bed beside me
Rolled over, got a kiss on the ear
She said "Listen up, dear there's a change inside me"
Can't say how frightened I am, how unenlightened I am
As I run for cover
Can't say how happy I am to be wrong
She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time, Halleluiah
She's on time
And it's the safest time of the month, they say, for love
We move in a mysterious way
Cause when some holiday, I'd say we work harder
Not happy with a hug and a kiss
Although most stop at this we go much, much farther
We can't stop fooling around
On the bed, on the ground, on the bathroom counter
We can't stop when all our systems are go
She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time, Halleluiah
She's on time
And it's the safest time of the month, they say, for love
She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time, Halleluiah
She's on time
And it's the greatest time of the month for making love
Between you and me, how happy we'll be
Repeating the cycle permanently
But where will we be when baby makes three?
I know that in a couple of years
I might lay down my fears and get psyched about it
Give in without an ounce of regret
Tryin' not to forget what I liked about it
One day I might look like a fool
With a yard and a pool and a station wagon
Till then I get down on my knees every day and pray
She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time, Halleluiah
She's on time
And it's the safest time of the month, they say, for love
She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time, Halleluiah
She's on time
And it's the greatest time of the month for making love
She's on time, she's on time
She's on time, she's on time, she's on time
(Where's the Drummer?)
She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time (she's on time)
She's on time, Halleluiah
She's on time
And it's the safest time of the month, they say, for love
She's on time, she's on time
She's on time, she's on time