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Some people are just all show

Well I don’t mind that if the show is worth watching

But it’s all bark and no tree

What’s more ironic than a hippie in Versace

It’s all peace and love and limousines

You got the right message but the wrong intentions

How can you be touchy feely when you’ve lost touch

I think it’s time we had a little intervention with ya

Hey now, wake up

And lose the makeup

She makes you want to know her

When you don’t know what it’s worth

Now you really want to show her

 How she’s just so down to earth

Via satellite

The closest friends are the kind you pay

If they don’t balance straight then the door will keep revolving

It’s a tight circle of the blessed few

How’d ya manage that with the recipe involving

Just a pinch of sweetness and a cup of angst

Mix it all up, and you're the all purpose flour

Though it looks delicious, something tastes bad

I don’t think I’d last a half an hour with ya…

Hey now, wake up and lose the makeup

She makes you want to know her

When you don’t know what it’s worth

Now you really want to show her

How she’s just so down to earth

Via satellite

What’s it like to love you

When there’s no one else above you

And no one gets to know you

Well, who’ll be there to show you

Via satellite

Well it’s like making love to a TV

It’s kinda novel but it’s miles away from satisfying

Your hangers-on say it’s a good deal

But what you’re selling there’s no chance in hell that I’ll be buying

Hey now, wake up and lose the makeup

She makes you want to know her

When you don’t know what it’s worth

Now you really want to show her

How she’s just so down to earth

She makes you want to know her

When you don’t know what it’s worth

Now you really want to show her

How she’s just so down to earth

Via satellite