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 I woke up to a feeling, it was cold by my side

 You had gone with the sunrise, leaving tears in my eyes

 I got up with a feeling of an emptiness inside

 To the noise of the sidewalk and the silence of my mind

 Well I walked out this morning, down a street with no name

 To a club called "The Loser",

 like a dog that's gone lame

 Took the club elevator to the floor with a view

 I took out life subscription -

 it's the only one they do

 I stepped out on the guard rail, saw the crowds slowly part

 Heard a voice shouting "Don't jump,

 please for God's sake let me move my car!"

 Felt a hand on my shoulder, heard a voice cry "Just in time!"

 Felt the quick push, felt the air rush

 Felt the sidewalk, fell in line