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 He looked just like a zookeeper in a human zoo

 So I said hey man how the hell did they get to you

 Don't you know us animals need something to do

 Then I flew

 That's when he said

  Hey, I can't deny it, but I won't say anything

  Hey, I can't deny it, but I won't say anything

  Hey, I can't deny it, but I won’t say anything

  Unless you ask it right

 I took my mean machine to the sacramental post

 Some kid had spilled his wine on the holiest host

 And I said ain’t it funny that machines need a ghost

 He made a toast

 That's when he said

  Hey, I can't deny it, but I won't say anything

  Hey, I can't deny it, but I won't say anything

  Hey, I can't deny it, but I won’t say anything

  Unless you ask it right

 Riding to the cemetery in a righteous limousine

 I plied the grim proprietor with milk and tangerines

 And I said so you're short but are you brutish and mean

 Then he screamed

 That's when he said

  Hey, I can't deny it, but I won't say anything

  Hey, I can't deny it, but I won't say anything

  Hey, I can't deny it, but I won’t say anything

  Unless you ask it right