Standard (EADGBE)

That was never supposed to burn out

You started a band

That was cool for a while, but it turned pretty bland

I started a fight

With a neighbor next door and his pesky wife

You started a job

That you hate when you’re sober, and hate even more when you’re not.

And I know, you hate me too;

You always say you do.

You moved to Japan

Thought a clean bill of health and a camera could show you the plan

I bought a bird

That repeats what I say, but, “I’m lonely” is all that he’s heard.

You found a guy

That is clearly the opposite of me, with a black motorbike

I dicked around

But it’s just like a movie whose picture is off with the sound.

And I know, you hate me too;

You always say you do.

You started to write

It was subtle at first, but the danger was clearly inside

I don’t reply

Due to lack of an ego, and laziness, it cuts like a knife

You say that you’re good

Had a baby with biker, and named him “Forest Whitaker”

I’m laying low

On the probable chance you convince me to give him a home

And I know, you hate me too;

You always say you do.

And I know, you hate me too;

You always say you do.