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Intro

Play chorus same as intro

Chorus 1

 Well it's a long, long way, oooh

 From Bollywood to Battersea

Bollywood to Battersea

Verse1

I was a child of the pound and the crown

I lost myself in the haze

 Of the new life that I found

 On the silver screen

She was a child of the movies and the dollar

One fine day I was led astray

 She took me by the collar

 Said you must follow me

Chorus 2

Well it's a long, long way, oooh

From Bollywood to Battersea

Bollywood to Battersea

It's a long, long way, oooh

From Bollywood to Battersea

Bollywood to Battersea

Bollywood to Battersea

Verse 2

Yeah I was a child of the suicide and the leisure

Oh one fine day I was led astray

To a burning collar

Said what's your pleasue

I was born in the four minute warning

My old man said as he shook his head

"Ohhh, fuck this...

I'm off down the boozer".