Standard (EADGBE)

Do you have the time

To listen to me whine

About nothing and everything all at once

I am one of those

Melodramatic fools

Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it

Chorus

Sometimes I give myself the creeps

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

It all keeps adding up

I think I'm cracking up

Am I just paranoid?

 I'm just stoned

Interlude

x2

Verse

I went to a shrink

To analyze my dreams

She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down

I went to a whore

He said my life is a bore

And quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down

Chorus x1

Interlude

x4

Bridge

Grasping to control

(quiet)

So you better hold on

Verse x2

Chorus x1

Outro

x4